January 26th, 2012 Add Your Comments Bookmark and Share

Update 30th March 2012
Come on now you didn’t really think the idiots had stopped did you? I’ve been busy trying to get on with some real work so have let these build up, but the latest lot of refund demands include somebody giving me their credit card details and somebody else even giving me their bank details! There’s also the happy soul who felt the need to bother me not once, nor twice, but 3 times. Congratulations idiots, it seems people are getting even thicker. Just to be totally clear, I am not ClickBank, I am not a ClickBank merchant, I have never sold these people anything nor had had involvement in their purchase from ClickBank.

Update 5th March 2012
It must be silly season, wait until you see the amount of CAPS used in this e-mail. Plus not one, but five exclamation marks in the e-mail subject, he must be really angry, maybe he should have put some of that anger to one side and actually contacted Click Bank instead of just submitted his rant to my contact form. Oh well.

Update 16th February 2012
A massive THANKYOU to people, I’ve now not had a single refund request in a whole week, this is a new record and it shows that people are at last starting to take notice. I really appreciate it. And if you’re wondering WHY I even bother keeping my Clickbank refund instruction page up then it’s for people like this:-

Hi there 🙂

Tried to leave a comment but page didnt want to play , so just thought I’d still like to say Thank You to you for the info on getting a refund from clkbnk , did exactly as you said and it worked a dream !

Again Thanks and I hope you have a magikal day xx 😉

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I’ve put my contact form back up for about a week and I’ve already lost count of the number of people contacting me looking for a Clickbank refund. Follow the link and look at the STOP notice, and people are still doing it! So at this point I’m done with this, some people are just too thick. From now on everybody who uses my contact form to ask for a Clickbank refund will find their exact e-mail added to this post for people to laugh at. Whatever details you include in your request to this website (that has nothing to do with Clickbank) are getting published. With any luck this may help people think twice.

You can look forward to plenty of regular updates on this post! And if you’re somebody mentioned below and would like your e-mail contents removed then simply leave a comment on this post apologising for wasting my time, disturbing my family life and generally inconveniencing me by having to read your e-mail (which has nothing to do with me), all because you couldn’t be bothered to read what was written.

Stupid People

From: jean lorius
Subject:

Message Body:
My message is I want my money back please my $24.

FOLLOWED BY

From: jean lorius
Subject:

Message Body:
I thougth you get my message when i can get my danm money

AND THEN

From: jean lorius
Subject:

Message Body:
I thougth you get my message when i can get my danm money

AGAIN….brilliant

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From: pamela perigo Subject: refund

Message Body:
please cancel and refund

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From: Mary Aarrestad <1929farmers@gmail.com>
Subject: Refund requested

Message Body:
Erroneous charge was made by ClickBank.com on my master card No. 5191(REMOVED – STOP GIVING OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS MORONS) for $47.00 on Feb. 6, 2012. I did not make any charge with ClickBank for this amount or any other amount, and would appreciate a
refund credited to the above master card No.account for $47.00 at your
earliest converience. This has been quite a headache for me. I see you did make a credit to my account on Feb. 8th for $59.97 for an erroneous charge, for
which I am grateful.

Thanking you, I remain,
yours truly,
Mary Aarrestad

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From: SHIRLEY. V. SMITH
Subject: cancellation

Message Body:
I wish to cancel my membership.I realise now I can’t afford it. Sorry I hope it will not be any trouble.

S V Smith or mica7@westnet.com.au

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From: Dianna Goud
Subject: REFUND: home job

Message Body:
Looking to do a refund from home job (zipnadazilch) payment taken out of my account on 3/12/12 acct# 44(BLANKED – yes she really included her bank details) please give the proper info to request this refund the amounts are $37, $147, and $97 I appreciate all the help you can geive my email is gould_dianna@yahoo.com Thankyou

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From: Susan Schafer
Subject: billed twice and only 1 refund re’d

Message Body:
I have my Wells Fargo Bill in front of me you issues one refund of #36.95 and another $36.95 was added once again as a 2nd charge to my account. I request an immediate refund of this – the computer download that was supposed to clean up my computer did not work. Why was I billed twice and only given one refund.

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From: DARYL L PATCH < darylpatch@yahoo.com >
Subject: CANCEL!!!!!

Message Body:
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Order Date: 03/04/2012 8:05 AM PST

YOU SAY IT’S ONLY 47 DOLLARS BUT THEN THEY TACK ON MORE FEE’S FOR MORE STUFF . CANCEL MY ORDER AND SEND MY MONEY BACK . I DON’T HAVE MONEY TO THROW AROUND BUYING ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER TO GET INTO THIS SO JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK NO LATTER THAN 3 DAYS FROM NOW . SORRY BUT I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING NOTHING IS WHAT IT CLAIMS TO BE ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE NOTHING IS JUST 1 PRICE THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING ELSE YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR TO GET STARTED . CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL SEND MY MONEY BACK TO MY ACCOUNT I WOULD RATHER WORK LIKE A REAL MAN TO EARN MY MONEY THAN SIT IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER ALL DAY AND PAY OUT THE YOU KNOW WHAT TO GET THERE OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

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From: brian turner
Subject: brianturner6@clubtelco.com

Message Body:
when will I get my refund clickbank order no.J8R2EJ3M
i NEED THE MONEY

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From: bill knothe
Subject: refund from anthony morrison

Message Body:
I have asked for the phone no of clickbank and was given the wrong one .To speak to a rep in the refund or claims department ….please HELP me

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From: John Stratton
Subject: sdeed docktor Turbo

Message Body:
Not once but twice they did this. Too k money and know product! Im not going to bother you with refund Reciet as everyone on your staff Knows them by heart. After A mounth I had to get A refund and yes Nancy, It happened again. I can’t believe this. Refund booth ASAP. I tryed,Thankyou. Hate to be A pain, John Stratton

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From: Shin Kim
Subject: refunded money today (Jan.25 2012 )payment

Message Body:
Please refund money and cancelled everything.
Thank You

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From: ken hackett
Subject: refund of $49.

Message Body:
Refund American Express Optima Card

Spent through you (clickbank) $49. for

HoJo Motor guide.
Purcchased Jan. 19, 2012
Cancelled today Jan. 19, 2012
by ken hackett

Please credit my American Express Opticma card.
Thank you

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From: Liza Csontos
Subject: charges

Message Body:
I got charge twice for the Mobile Money Machines Superaffiliate Technology. My order # BK47EJC3 Please correct the misstake. Thanks Liza Csontos